Ema and Jaret's Adventures in New Zealand - Sometimes the funk has to spread to a whole other continent

Sublevel9 - Get them updates for the TV

Kim's Tales Of Spooky Doom - The travels of an imbecile in a not so distant land

The Motherpage - P-Funk information

Pornolizer - Takes webpages and 'enhances' their text

Dialectizer - Like above but includes Redneck, Jive and many more

Hoes

Krill Be Ballaz - Thugged out enemies of the Icy Hot Stuntaz

Peter Pan - Inspiration for fighting

Wrestling

411 Wrestling - Wrestling rumors/news

Pro Wrestling Torch - Long-time newsletter now has a website too

Searches

Astalavista - Search for crack (to smoke)

Deja - Search for crap... on Usenet

Google - Search for crap